I've sung songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game
I've got my Catholic chain
Lord, I'm in purgatory
Basically, it's all come on top for me


I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity?
Keeps leadin' you back to me


So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon


Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah, I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin' your knives in me
You will be eventually


To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spendin' a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity


And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone, I'm too loud
You've done your daddies proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me


So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon


Oh Lord, I feel nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far


I've got so many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your sympathy
But it's all been too much for me


So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon


So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon