It took three million years to meet Mr.Helpful
But now that I've meet him I'm extremely doubtful
Are you healthy? Well I just eat fruit
But I tell you man, it just don't suit


Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle


You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
It's my turn now and there's always a houseful
Saying the right thing is always a mouthful


It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight
To finally ask him, to put everything right
Do you know that? I bet you do
Do you need that? I am just like you


Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle


It took three million years, now it's my turn to see, yeah
I gotta go back, I go fuck if you leavin'
Do you know that? I bet you do
Do you need it? Well I'm just like you


Slimy bug eyed mung worm
At the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back, talking twaddle
The bottom of the puddle


You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle
Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle
To make you more slimy, drink olive oil
It gives me pure headaches when you're cooking with foil


Miserable


Do you know that? I bet you do
(Slimy bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you
(At the bottom of the puddle)
Are you healthy? I just eat fruit
(Lay on its back, talking twaddle)
But I can tell you man, it just don't suit me
(The bottom of the puddle)


Living at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle
Mung worm at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle


Oh, do you know that? I bet you do
(Slimy bug eyed mung worm)
Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you
(At the bottom of the puddle)
Are you healthy? I just eat fruit
(Lay on its back, talking twaddle)
But I tell you man, it just don't suit me
(The bottom of the puddle)


Living at the bottom
The bottom of the puddle