It's not I who sought the novice
It's the novice who sought me
The cook went blind, drank too much
And fed his guest on angeldust


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Where did the pain start?
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If my heads been through a windscreen
Why are all the eyeballs green?
Take me round the roundabout slow down
Don't stop, oh bail out, pull over


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It was not I who bit Sheriff
It was the sheriff who bit me
Cut me open and stitched me up
Be my lamb chops, buttercup


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What's a crucifixion?
What's a crucifixion mean?
I was bitten by a horse
And now I'm moving for divorce


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It took more than one man
To change my name to Shanghai Lily
Cook went blind,drank too much
And fed his guest on angeldust


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Where did the pain start?
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Where did the pain start?
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What's a cluckin' chicken?
What's a cluckin' chicken need?
Where's the cluckin' chicken?
Where's the cluckin' chicken been?


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Where did the pain start?
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