CORRECTION: This video was recorded on 10/20/06.

In honor of this evening of Friday the 13th, I bring you Universal Studios Hollywood's Halloween Horror Nights 2006 presentation of "Fear Factor LIVE: Dead Celebrity Edition". (Please be as brutal as possible when posting comments ;)

The wannabe loser freaks of Howard Stern, Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, and Paris Hilton are chased down the Walk of Death by the Texas Trio of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Chainsaw guy. Chainsaw guy chops off Howard Stern's head. Personally, the Howard Stern actor sounds like Norm MacDonald. Take a break with music, lights, and dancing with half-naked guys and girls. Satan and Saddam enter the "Shock 'n' Roll" challenge. They must spin a wheel that will send 1,000s of volts of electricity to each other. But Tom Cruise interrupts again to sue the clown brothers Heckles (orange jumpsuit and green hair) and Twitch (yellow jumpsuit and purple hair) with Kill Bill samari lawyers. They are challenged by the Texas Trio while Satan and Saddam perform their shocking challenge. Explosions overpower the theater. Fear is not a factor for Satan. Hail Satan! And Saddam hangs out with the audience.
Durata: 8:18
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